Oliv didn’t really think of her car as a vehicle. She didn’t think of any cars as vehicles. Who called them vehicles? Well, who besides the cop? When Oliv was out of the car, the cop climbed in the driver’s seat then leaned over and looked on the passenger side. He asked her what the powder was spilled on the seat. It took Oliv a second, but then she really started laughing. Strike two. It was Jell-O, of course, but the cop was thinking “drug bust.” She watched as he actually stuck his pinky finger in the Jell-O like they do in the movies then tentatively touched it to his tongue. He was tasting pineapple flavor, if Oliv remembered correctly. That’s what really did it for Oliv. And that’s how she ended up in a jail cell with seventeen other women. Strike three. This explains how Oliv was able to put a check on her Bucket List by taking her first public pee. Her morning Diet Coke had to go somewhere.
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