Tuesday - ADVISORY

Oliv knew the drill though. When holding a friend’s newborn, you pretended the baby was beautiful. Just like when you took a ferry out to Nantucket, you avoided any kind of limerick creation. The government didn’t create advisories for such situations, but if you were halfway intelligent you didn’t need one. It would be nice, though, if Google one day created a service as part of their maps feature. Just a marker, maybe, something that said things like “ugly baby lives here,” or “reciting limericks in this town can result in death.”