Monday, February 20, 2017
Monday - LIMA BEAN
A love for Jell-O
wasn’t Oliv’s defining characteristic, however, nor was it her pretty face or
passion for boy bands. If you were to ask her friends, or even Oliv on a
self-reflective day when she was feeling especially honest, all would tell you
that Oliv’s defining characteristic was the world of paradox she inhabited. She
was an animal lover but had been kicked out of PETA because she accidentally
went on a seal-clubbing expedition. She had an eye for fashion but a weakness
for Crocs and fanny packs. Butter beans were like candy to her, but lima beans
gave her a rash.
Labels:
funny,
humor,
seal clubbing is wrong
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